Jose Razo: Top 5 Excuses

Jose Razo's Top Five Excuses for Being Late

Just for the record, this is all in good fun! Like everyone else in the area, Jose takes a fair amount of good-natured shit talking, so I decided to combine all of the common things we give him shit about into one article.

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21 Responses to “Jose Razo: Top 5 Excuses”

  • stever beaver says:

    you forgot washing his car

  • chris says:

    i dunno that he’s been late for this but that mexican never has a belt and always tries to con someone out of a shoelace

  • admin says:

    more to come, if anyone has any suggestions, throw them out there.

  • admin says:

    Honorable mention goes to Stevie, if I had known that it definitely would have made its way into the article.

  • New Drew says:

    haha maybe ill start coming up with excuses for taking an hour to travel four blocks

  • jordan get some says:

    im just flat out gonna stay out of this

  • good idea says:

    good idea why don’t you just stay off of the site in general you pathetic fucker.

  • jose says:

    U guys love it when I finally make it to the park!

  • jose says:

    U guys love it when I finally make it to the park! ..brady u coulda used a more updated pic

  • Andrew says:

    haha i honestly don’t have a more updated riding pic of you! lets correct that issue soon.

  • jeremy says:

    awwww…. no one likes jordan hahaha. i LOL’d so hard at that comment.

  • jose says:

    haha jeremy said lol’d!!!

  • jordan get some says:

    im not so easy to get rid of. i like it here. its….. all i know

  • chris says:

    is this shit talking about jordan from jeremy legit? if so let’s see a fuckin battle. either that or let’s see who can write the meanest thing about the other on a message board. either one is manly

  • jeremy says:

    this is the interwebz…. its serious business… (no its not legit)

  • New Drew says:

    no way chris, delis nipples are more manly than these two girls whining on here

  • rippin says:

    Jermey Vs Jordan

    COME ONE COME ALL!! YOU HAVE SEEN THEM BATTLE ON
    INTERNET!!! NOW ITS TIME TO ACTUALLY SEE THE BATTLE
    OF BLOGGERS!!!!
    - Classic street fight
    - Contender wins by K.O. or backdown

    Fight will be held at Lansing skatepark May 3rd, 2009 (this date gives the contenders enough time to learn how to throw a punch)All bets will be made a week prior, via internet, or in person. Remember if you make a bet via internet your blog is your bond! Tickets for the event will be ONE DOLLAR!!!! Get them fast before the good bleacher seats get sold out!!!

  • collin says:

    Pre fight events include:

    -Scooter rodeo ( wrangle as many 7 year old bastards on razors as you can, bring your own lasso)
    -Bang a skatepark slut ( self explanatory)
    - And a good old fashinoned high air contest on the box jump (The only condition, the person with the lowest air has to lick andy hixson)

    All proceeds from this event will go directly to the Ross and Collin foundation for the advancement of us:” Give us cheer, with money for Beer” Any other donations will go to Ben so he can buy cigarettes and quit bugging the shit out of everyone else.

  • Andrew says:

    ross hit the big time yesterday and scored the cover of dig magazine.

  • jeremy says:

    oooooooooooh boy.

  • jordan get some says:

    ill be there, but i want to face the opponent of MY choice after i finish with jeremy